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He never kills anyone, just knocks them out. He’s just a man using his own means to fight injustice, he has no super-powers. He trained for years at a temple in the Himalayas. The clues were right in front of us all along. Ace Ventura is actually Batman – It makes too much sense.
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Harnessing his fear of bats in order to put an end to violence in the province – This is only the first part of Ace’s most metal moment:ġb. Being birthed by a rhinoceros in front of a family of tourists – Can you imagine withstanding the heat inside of a giant mechanical and rubber rhino, while spying on the warden in The Shawshank Redemption, and then evacuating nude through the ass of said rhino, in front of a family that’s on a vacation? Metal af!ġa. Taking two spears to each respective thigh, while being referred to as a spawn of the Devil himself – Those spears went deep. Maybe if he sued Napster in the process but this is a pretty good standalone metal moment.ģ. Selling out for 20 grand – Nothing is more metal than selling out. Even signing off with “We love you dark continent, good night!”Ĥ. Performing an explosive drum solo on mushrooms growing on the side of a tree in the middle of the jungle – He broke apart a freaking tree branch and busted out a blast-beat while on a quest to go find a God-bat. Knocking out the richest man in the room, adorning him over his shoulders like a fur-wrap, and parading him around the party for all to behold – This scene pretty much speaks for itself.ĥ. The calm in her eyes as she gives him a tour of the house that is seemingly made of nightmares is especially unsettling.Ħ. Ray Finkle’s mom saying that “Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.” while offering a fresh-baked football cookie – To deliver this brutal sentiment alongside a delightful treat with such ease is heavier than hell. That thing’s empty, void-like eyes just chill me to the bone.ħ. Deliberately jumping into a massive tank that held a Great White shark, gleefully swimming with it, and surviving – Sharks are probably the most metal animal in existence, coming just short of that humanoid seal creature on the cover of Riot’s “Fire Down Under” album. You mean this guy can solve crimes and expunge the lackeys of hell? Get this man a raise.Ĩ. Exorcising demons out of an apartment that’s also a crime scene – Interacting with demons in any sense is metal, sure, but to exorcise the demons? That’s next level. NOTE: There was plenty of back and forth at the office arguing that this was actually more “punk-rock” but we were able to establish it as a crossover-thrash maneuver that satisfies both parties.ĩ.
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Not for Ace! He’ll call a cop an asshole, with his asshole.
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Who the hell uses their ass to talk to cops?! When’s the last time your ol’ pal Gizzard did that? All talk, no walk. Using his ass to talk to cops – Freaking insane. Here are the Top 10 Most Metal Moments of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective films.ġ0. It’s not very often we get such a cataclysmic symbiosis of metal and tomfoolery in one cult classic movie, and when one such a film presents itself, The Hard Times analyzes it to understand exactly how metal it is so we can place it on our shelf accordingly.